If I ever become famous, I promise to keep this...
I feel like getting into a fight.
iluvukrisjenner: 11:11 I wish for bagel bites
venusaurphobia: I wonder if Jesus’s friends ever called him “Jeez” or “Young Jeezy” or “J Naz.” Naz is short for Nazareth. J Nazty. Spread the word.
mr-no-bananas-or-cheesecake: endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
The damaged love the damaged.– Chuck Palahniuk (via riseofthejellyfish)
boywithoutbeard: i want to punch you in the mouth with my lips